CARTOON: единственото място, на което можеш да носиш едни и същи дрехи и на никой да не му пука.***
Понякога лошото момче може да бъде идеален за момичето.
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Не ми пука от кой пол си, ще те наричам пич!
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той: кой харесваш?
тя: никой.
той: Оу, кой харесваш?
тя: никой!
той: кой харесваш?
тя: колко пъти ще питаш това?
той: колкото пъти ти отнеме да кажеш моето име.
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Не можеш да останеш ядосан на някой, който те кара да се усмихваш.
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Момче идва на училище изподран:
момичето: КАКВО СЕ Е СЛУЧИЛО?
момчето: о, това ли? нищо...
момичето: кажи ми!
момчето: не.
момичето: добре тогава...
момчето: Добре. Карах си скейтборда, когато приятелите ми споменаха твоето име и се раз концентрирах.
момичето: AWWWWWWW!
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Най - добрата ти приятелка има връзка с момчето, по което си падаш - преструваш се, че харесваш тази новина.
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Да кажеш "нека просто бъдем приятели", е все едно да кажеш "нека се игнорираме и повече да не си говорим"!
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Мразя когато изглеждам ужасно на снимка, и човека който я е заснел не иска да я изтрие!
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Обичам когато най - накрая направя перфектната снимка.
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Не ме харесваш? Заеми място при останалите кучки и чакай да започне да ми пука.
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Добре. Скучно ми е... време е да отворя хладилника!
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99% от момчетата са готини, останалия 1% учи в моето училище.
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Не те мразя... Но нека поставим нещата по този начин, ако имах шише с вода... а ти гореше, щях да изпия водата!
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Разбрах, че си играч. Така че нека да играем игра. Нека си говорим сладко. Да се закачаме. Да говорим 24/7. Нека си казвамедобро утро и добър вечер всеки ден. Нека се разхождаме заедно. Нека си измислим прякори. Нека да излизаме заедно с приятелите си. Нека да ходим на срещи. Нека си говорим по телефона по цяла нощ. Нека се държим за ръце. Нека се прегръщаме и целуваме. И който се влюби пръв? ГУБИ!
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Обичам да се смея без причина.
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Скъпо момиче, ако момче си спре видео играта за да ти отговори на съобщението - омъжи се за него!
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Yeah im SINGLE!
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Dear google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. love, me!
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Baby you're a firework! So just explode and die, bitch.
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I love when it feels like the lyrics to the song you're listening to were written just for you.
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Single is not a status. It's a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.
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Looking back at a message and thinking "Why did I say that?"
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Yes I do... threaten my computer. Tell the TV what to do. Yell at my hairbrush. And talk to things, that can't talk back. And you still love me!
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"____ прие вашата покана за приятелство" Нека преследването започне! :D
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I hate when somebody says that unicorns do not exist!
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I hate people telling me I should really calm down.
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I hate the way everybody stares at me when I come in the room.
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Make them wonder why you're still smiling.
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I'm too sexy for my ex.
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Somethimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
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Виждам... тъпи хора, те са навсякъде, около нас, и дори не подозират колко са тъпи!
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At this very moment. .this very second right here. . .everything is PERFECT. I love my life!
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this smile on my face? its your fault <3
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My life may not be perfect. But who's life is ? Obviously not yours if you're judging mine (;
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If I could get you out of my head, I would
If I could get my heart to forget you, I would
If I could stop loving you, I would
If only it was that easy...
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Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and jump the hell off of it... but just leave me the hell alone!!
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If I asked for your opinion, I would have kicked your kennel!!
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oh you don't like me?? well sorry for your luck, but you wont be the first and you wont be the last
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Boy walks up-"Roses are red, violets are blue. Ur hot and sexy,i love you too"
Girl says-"Roses are red, violets are blue. How many girls have you said that 2?
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Dear Heart, I'm sorry but don't get your hopes up too high. Sincerely, Brain
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Hates it when the person you considered a friend, hurts you and walks out of your life. Acts like they never cared and or ever wanted to be there. :(
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Kinda wants to light someones face on fire and put it out with a fork! Hope to God your not that person!!
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Live like you were dying tomorrow, because if you keep annoying me, you might
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I'm going to just LAUGH. Not get mad just LAUGH! But please be warned that does not mean you will not get punched in the face while I am LAUGHING!!!
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There are many words i could use to describe how i feel about you right now. none of them are nice
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Кой си ти да ми казваш коя съм аз?!?!
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Love is a verb. That means you have to DO it and SHOW it not just SAY it... otherwise it means NOTHING. Liar is a noun and YOU are a PERFECT example.
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I'm sorry but you have stolen the smile off my face for long enough, I'm not letting you make me miserable with your lies and deceptions anymore
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I am not blind, I see who you are~I am not deaf I hear what you say~I am not stupid, I know what you do~when it all comes tumbling down, I hope you know too.
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if u don't like the way i walk,talk,and live my life then build a bridge and get over it before i push u off it and drown u!
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OMG! I just discovered i have a super power!!! I can be invisible...Oh no no wait, I'm just being ignored.
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I'd tell you to go to hell but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday
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Sometimes you come into contact with someone and their level ignorance is like the Empire State Building. You just have to stand back and admire it's size.
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*walks in to shop* "I'll have a cheeseburger and a Coke please." "We're out of Coke, is Pepsi alright?" "I don't know is monopoly money alright?"
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition!
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Love me or hate me, both are in my favor..If you love me, I'll always be in your heart..If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind ~Shakespeare~
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Той: Страхотни крака... в колко отварят? Тя: Теб мога да те ритам Non-Stop!
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Това са днешните :D:D:D
